Saturday, March 29, 2008

Weekend Beach Report: Our First Fatality

Today was an average day at the beach. The man in a Speedo, the leather skinned woman, the retard that can't read the sign "No Dogs in the Park," everyone was there. I was enjoying the sun while mom was practicing her trash lady skills when it happened...the wind picked up and carried away my inner tube. I cried out "mom, the tube!" She was right by the water and underestimating the power of the ocean she strolled into the water, swam out about 15 feet...but it was to late. The ocean had claimed my tube as its own. Oh, how I will miss you sweet, sweet inner tube. With your…matching white handles, oversized hole and your...inner tubeiness?


Well, at least it was only 5 bucks and mom paid for it anyway. HA!

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Weekend Beach Report

Saturday, 3/15/08, two old men were spotted on Sand Island in G-strings. No they were not together, but it was wrong nonetheless.

Monday, March 17, 2008

Leap'n Leprechauns


So, today was a double party day at the office. My boss Ann's birthday and St. Patrick's day. We enjoyed corn beef sandwiches, stewed potatoes with cabbage, green birthday cake and McCoca-Cola. As dad would say, "a good time was had by all."

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Three Cheers for John

I would like to recognize John Westhoff for taking the time out of his busy schedule of saving lives to work on our family's original website. Although Blogger provides user friendly applications and easy access (i.e. blogging for idiots), let us not forget where our desire to post family updates originally came from. So here's to you John...here's to you! This is just proof that harassment works. :p