Today was an average day at the beach. The man in a Speedo, the leather skinned woman, the retard that can't read the sign "No Dogs in the Park," everyone was there. I was enjoying the sun while mom was practicing her trash lady skills when it happened...the wind picked up and carried away my inner tube. I cried out "mom, the tube!" She was right by the water and underestimating the power of the ocean she strolled into the water, swam out about 15 feet...but it was to late. The ocean had claimed my tube as its own. Oh, how I will miss you sweet, sweet inner tube. With your…matching white handles, oversized hole and your...inner tubeiness?
Well, at least it was only 5 bucks and mom paid for it anyway. HA!
2 comments:
That is the saddest thing I have heard all day. I will mourn with you.
I'm all for wasting your mom's money. Had you paid for it......it would have been that much more tragic. I hope it was like grey or something and not a really pretty color like pink or green. That too would have made it more tragic. My dad would have been picking up trash too......that part was funny!
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