Weekend Beach Report

It's been a while since I have had anything decent to report from a weekend beach trip, but the time has come and if I have to suffer so do you.

1. At least four men were spotted in speedos, all old. One liberally cleaning himself in the outdoor showers... nice.

2. Three very over weight women were spotted in string bikinis. Fortunately they had shorts on, but one of the girl's tops was about 5 sizes to small. Hello! This is a family show!

3. On a good note, mom and I were swimming when a turtle surfaced not more than 15 feet away from us. We could tell from the size of it's head that it was a big one. So cool!